DISCLAIMER: Poor taste to follow a post about death with one about oral sex?
Mebbe, but we all find our own ways to move past grief, so don't judge mine, k?
Besides, this is MY blog & I can write whatever I feel like. ;PSome readers may
recall that I kept track of how many times hubby & I had sex on my dayplanner and that the year-end tally for 2009 was 29... but what I didn't mention was anything concerning oral sex... specifically about
receiving oral sex.
That number for 2009 was ZERO. It's still zero... and thinking back, I don't recall how long it's been since I last received any form of oral sex from hubby. Two years? Longer?
Dunno, cuz I didn't keep track that far back & honestly don't remember.
Why do I bring this up today?
Welllllll, some may not be aware, but a month ago, March 14, was
Steak & BJ Day. No, hubby didn't get a steak or a blowjob that day. He was in Vegas, working. Or maybe he *did* eat a steak. Maybe he got a BJ, too. I don't know. Doesn't affect me either way if he received either one, really.
But last night, I discovered that today has been made special, too.
And it's been on my mind ever since I heard the news. Yes, even while working on taxes, 1/2naked at my desk most of the day.

So what is today, you may be wondering?
Why it's
Cake & Cunnilingus Day!
... or Muffins & Muff Diving Day.
Or Pudding & Pussy Licking Day.
Or Candy & Clit Licking Day.
And I kinda feel LEFT OUT! Not because I will only get cake today if I go buy one for myself, and not because I won't have a mouth between my legs today to celebrate this "holiday" (since hubby is away on a mini-vacation with his ole frat brothers), but because I don't ever receive that treat on ANY day or for ANY reason... whether I'm shaved or bushy, freshly showered or sweaty, dripping wet, or any other attractive scenario inbetween that I could conjure.
And I'm thinking that's really kinda fucked up.
It's been a loooong time since I've talked about it on here, but I luv luv luv fellatio! And hubby is the recipient of that form of adoration and attention A LOT, sometimes as foreplay for sex, sometimes when sex isn't involved or even the possibility of sex at all. Sometimes, just as a teaser and all in giggly-giddy fun.
So, the problem here isn't that I don't GIVE enough in order to RECEIVE enough. The problem is that he's apparently not interested in dining at the Y at all. Ever.
I can't help but wonder (in a lot of respects & for several reasons), if something is wrong with me.
Confession: I've never had an orgasm from anyone performing cunnilingus on me - boyfriend, lover, hubby, or otherwise.
Hasn't happened. Not once.
WTF is wrong with me???
So I'm curious & request my readers to answer, if you will...
MEN: How often do you treat your wife/girlfriend/lover/etc. to oral sex? Do you ever indulge her, so it's just for HER pleasure and not about quickly moving onto sex or what you'll get in return? Is it just a chore to you?
WOMEN: How often are you treated to oral sex from your husband/boyfriend/lover/etc.? Are you only treated to it as a quick form of foreplay before intercourse? Do you usually orgasm from oral sex?Yeah. Cake & Cunnilingus Day.
Why can't I have my cake and eat it too while he licks a little of my icing, all at the same time? WHY?!?!
*EDIT* 4/28/10Professor Fate gave me a link to a buzzfeed(?) about this.
I thought it was HILARIOUS, so I'm adding it in...
Vagina cupcakes! LOL!!!

Readers, PLEASE don't get me wrong.
This is a sensitive subject (and possibly a TMI post) but I'm not looking for offers to "cure me of my problem" here, so spare me the "I'll eat you for hours" type of comments, people. I'm not interested in hearing it & will probably ignore you in my comment responses (yeah, when I ever get around to doing those again).
It's just not what this post is about, k? I asked some serious Qs above, would like some serious responses, and invite discussion. Please.