Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Moe

*EDIT* - Monday, July 6
It took me SIX damn comments to respond to everyone, since Blogger has made a new limit on the length of comments (WTF?!), so commenters please make a point to read the first one, since it's to all of you. Thanks!

So, you have been trying to refocus your priorities by moving your attention away from some selfish things and towards more marital-familial-homestead things. Trying to at least find some semblance of Peace, especially since Contentment seems to always be away somewhere on holiday, hand-in-hand with Happiness.
You and your spouse FINALLY devoted an entire weekend recently to sitting down together and establishing a REAL budget with real plans on addressing long-ignored matters like debt, home maintenance, etc.
You work together in the yard, devoting hours and sweat to your neglected property. You think you're on the right path. Both of you are being productive and life isn't so bleak. Things are looking up.

Then . . . news come down the pike that a band has reunited and is putting on a concert in a city that is roughly 4-5 hours away. The concert is right in the middle of the week, on a Wednesday night. Since work for your spouse has been sparse lately, your spouse already decided both of you are going and before you're consulted, purchased tickets. You know it doesn't fit into the current budget and with such short notice, you won't be able to get off of work for the two days required for the trip. So you bow out, but decide to be gracious and tell your spouse to go since the band is a fave of their's. Your ticket is sold to a mutual friend and the two of them plan their trip together (friend is same sex as your spouse, so nothing hanky-panky going on there).

And then this happens...
Tuesday evening before the Wednesday concert, the two of you spend more time working in the yard... you are manually digging up bushes to discard and digging up a large hydrangea bush to relocate while your spouse does a little weedeating and is then spotted comfortably cruising around on the riding lawn mower. You reign in your smirk.
The sun falls faster than you can accomplish all you wanted to do, so you call it a night by placing the hydrangea in a very large bucket with some dirt and a little water, with the intention to rise in the morning and get it into the ground before starting the rest of your day. Since your spouse plans to head out to meet the friend and hit the road for the concert around 10:30am, you'd like to think your spouse will rise earlier, with you, and go outside to help you in the yard before their trip, but you know that won't be the case. And true to form, it's not. The next morning, you go out and not only get the hydrangea into the ground, but also manage to find homes for 5 other plants, as well as water them all in. After awhile, you glance at your watch and notice it's right at 10:30am, so instead of putting the mower and tools away, you make your way inside to see your spouse off. You hear the shower running, so you then head to your mutual home-office and sit in your deskchair, to do paperwork and wait. That's when you glance over at your spouse's laptop which sits on the desk that adjoins to yours. The laptop was off and closed when you went outside but now there is the image of a video that has been played on the screen. The stilled-image from the video is a naked person you don't know lying back on a bed, obviously in the throes of masturbation.

Now, here are some givens for you to consider about yourself:
~ You're tired. You're hot. You're sweaty. You're sore. -- all from hard manual labor outside in the heat for the previous several days, not just that morning.
~ Your spouse, who slept in (again), is getting ready to go on a fun lil overnight excursion to another state for a concert with a friend.
~ You're not going and one of the reasons is because you know the expense doesn't fit into the budget. The budget that you and your spouse JUST made about 10 days ago.
~ You know your spouse watches porn and keeps nudey pix on the computer. You don't really have a problem with that. Or at least you never had a problem with it before.
~ Not only did your spouse not get up to help you in the yard, your spouse did not make any indication whatsoever of being in any kind of sexy mood during the entire hour you listened to their snooze alarm being repeatedly hit before you gave up on really sleeping in and crawled out of bed 2 hours ago.
~ Your new laptop (that was bought over THREE weeks ago) is still not internet-active because your DSL modem does not support Windows Vista. A new internet service is one of the "to do" things on the list that your spouse was going to check into... but since your spouse's laptop is Windows XP and gets online with no problems, there doesn't seem to be any sort of rush to investigate a new internet service. You know this is yet another thing you will end up doing yourself if you want to get online on your new laptop before months have passed.
~ It's been nearly 2 weeks since you and your spouse had sex.

So, your spouse gets out of the shower and crosses your path in the hallway and you ask, "So. Who's that on your desktop?" and after checking, their response (complete with laughter) is: "Oh!, I was just trying to load my iPod and I guess my QuickTime started pulling stuff up from my hard drive while I was in the shower. I didn't even know that was there... I didn't watch it!"

How do you react?

1) Laugh with your spouse and know computers can be so silly, randomly pulling up porn videos all by themselves like that. Wow, our laptops will be HAL before we know it, huh?
2) Mentally compare yourself to the image of the person you saw on their screen and get hurt that your spouse keeps porn videos and nude pix of random strangers, but nothing and none of you.
3) Get pissed off because you were outside busting your ass in the yard while your spouse was inside getting off their jollies to somebody masturbating on video.
4) After an hour's worth of discussion, you say to your spouse, "It's 11:30 and our friend is waiting for you. You need to go. Be careful. Have fun." and when your spouse responds, "Ok, I'm gonna go then. I'll put tarps over the lawn mower and stuff." and you look out the window and your spouse is in their vehicle, tarps forgotten that quick... and you run down the stairs and outside, tap on the driver's window and holding back yet another smirk, ask, "Hey, where can I find the tarps?" and when you see their eyes register "oh shit, I forgot", you say, "Nevermind, I'll find 'em. I got it." and they respond "ok, I love you", you then answer "Yeah, I love you, too.", and close the door, wishing your freedom lasted longer than two days.
5) Thought things were getting better only to now realize you were wrong. Again.
6) Discover the event also surfaces other underlying issues for you which in turn brings on a big ole self-wallowing Pout Fest.
7) Find yourself still steaming about it the next day.
8) Believe your spouse's explanation, realize you have jumped to the wrong conclusions, and YOU'RE the one being an ass.
9) A combination of the above reactions.
10) None of the above reactions.


*Note to readers*
No, I'm not back. Not really.
Currently, I'm just lost in the woods with dirt under my nails, wandering aimlessly, and somehow found a way to get my OLD, possessed, bitch-of-a-laptop back online to post this.
I'll be back around when I can.
Or not.
I dunno; I'm not much in a mood lately for shallow bloggy banter.

Art by Agun

-Unscheduled Outage-

Hope this post takes.
While doing some research on the Sins, I managed to attract a vicious monster to my antiquated 'puter. Fuck! The lil bastard is wreaking havoc & I think a couple more hairs framing my face have now turned grey over it! No matter what I do, I can't get rid of the demon and he laughs in my face when I try to.
Sooooooo...
This blogcastle is now closed for maintenance. Getting a new laptop has been on my "to do" list for-damn-ever. Now it seems I have no choice. Hmphf.
In addition to my laptop needing an exorcism, hubby flies back from Cali this afternoon, and isn't scheduled to fly out again for awhile.
Projects also loom in the near future. My calendar says so.
You know what all that means, right? Yep, Camo Mode.
So I'm just letting visitors know, in addition to backing up data from my dinosaur, finding a new laptop within my budget, downloading programs & crap for hours, there are some things going on that are *seriously* gonna affect my online presence.
TOLD y'all not to expect a sinful HNT every Thursday! =P lol
Besides, when have I ever been a weekly participant? ;)
(Nope, I didn't preset the sins to autopost like Xmas. No time.)
Sooo.... The 7 Deadly Sins, as well as other series & random postings will appear as usual around here: When the opportunity allows.
Before I pull on my fatigues though, I'm gonna respond to commenters for other posts, return the visits of the most recent that I owe, and answer the emails currently sitting in my in-box.
After that, I'll be away bending spoons.
Oh. Wait. There IS no spoon. LOL! ;)
Sheesh, red pill or blue pill?
I'll see y'all around the matrix when I can, k?

Art by Summer1412

~*HN7: Gluttony*~

Regulars will recall my recent Intro about a new series of posts that have been in the works forever, revolving around the 7 Deadly Sins.
Well, guess what? Yep, I decided to carry the theme over into HNT!
This is being posted kinda late in the day, but it IS Thursday, right?
(as opposed to Wed. evening, when it seems most HNTers now play & make their rounds. Wassup w/dat, btw? It's not called HNW, y'all.)
Anyway ...
When considering which approach to take, I thought it might be fun to focus my cam on just ONE part of my body. But 7 times, differently.
That way, the series would not only be connected by the topic of Sins! And maybe that would also keep my shots and shoots simple?
(Yeah, riiiiiiight! lol)

At first, I thought about using my eyes, since they're so expressive. Then, I considered the things I could do with just my hands & fingers.
Next, I thought about the possibilities with my feet and SHOES! lol
And then the Lightning of Creativity struck & hit me. lol ... MY LIPS!
I might use one of those other body parts for a diff series, later on.
*shrug*
A lil FYI: the pix for this series may or may not show up for 7 Thursdays in a row, but every Sin *will* eventually be covered.
So, here's the first . . .

~ G L U T T O N Y ~

With my sugar-sweet "sprinkled" lips,
I also tried to guzzle ice cold Mtn. Dew.
From a big ass 2-liter bottle!
Reclining, nekkid in the tub.
With a blacklight worklamp clipped to the shower curtain.

It didn't turn out so good... and I just made a sticky mess. LOL!

*note to self: Mtn. Dew doesn't glow in blacklight!*

With no time to re-stage my efforts
(I *just* took these shots, y'all!),
I settled for devouring a cupcake instead. Mmmm!


And now, a precision party trick — rigorous mapping of ridiculous data.
Mainland Americans, click to enlarge in a new window:

Thanks Professor Fate! =)

Happy !

For those interested - Texty series' post for Gluttony to appear soon.

A Spoonful

Photography by VulpineBoi

Here.
Open your mouth.
Take it.
Swallow.

It's just a little dose!

Why yes, I know how the potion tastes.
Of course I know.
Oh, how does it taste?

Well, it could be slightly bitter.
And it might make the eyes water.
The vision could possibly refract.
And the mind might reflect.

Yeah, I know.
Of course I know.
It stings going down, doesn't it?

A dose of your own medicine will do that sometimes.

7 Deadly Sins ~ Intro

*Edits below in red* - added Tuesday, May 5th
Hey, Happy CINCO DE MAYO, y'all!
(yep, I'm still mostly camo'd)


Last summer, post #142 over at TMI Tuesday featured the Seven Deadly Sins, but I didn't see it until it was too late to participate.
At the time, I considered doing my *own* lil version of TMI, with a separate post (and possible pic) for each sin.
I just never got around to it.
Then back in January, I DVRed the History Channel's airing of a series of 7 episodes about these sins. Maybe you caught them?
I'm just now getting around to watching them!

So, here's the Introduction for a new series of upcoming posts which has been an idea on my brain for a long time. Seems as good a time as any to start them & I think I'll be using this outline:
1) "History of (the featured Sin)"
That's because I want a place to keep my notes from the documentary and other research I do, for myself and for my own reasons. You can look at it as a history lesson, if you must. lol.
2) "Me and (the featured Sin)"
I may (or may not) use the Q posed in the TMI Tuesday post for each specific Sin, but this section will reveal more little bits of me.
Not only will I share my thoughts on that Sin, in general, but I'll also self-diagnose my level of "Guilt".
3) Artwork and/or photography
Art~ I'll definitely be featuring one specific artist I like, whose 7 Deady Sins' series is really cool... and maybe other artists, too.
Photography~ I had originally thought about doing a series of themed HNT posts for this, but I just don't know if I'll be able to swing that or not. Maybe. We'll see...
Yep! I'm giving HNT a go! =) But they will be posted separately from my wordy "outlined" posts, cuz HNTers don't really like to read. LOL!
4) Discussion/Thoughts
Finally, I'm hoping each post's lil pop-up box will be the floor for discussion about any of the above topics covered in each post, as well as a place for readers to share any personal experience or thoughts about that particular Sin.
I'm a little nervous about this one, though, because I really *DON'T* want this post or any of the forthcoming ones to end up in the eternal pitfall of religious debate. This *WILL NOT* become a matter of "I'm right and you're wrong" and I won't tolerate it from anyone in my comment boxes either. Be forewarned.
Hmmm.... That previous paragraph *could* be miscontrued.
So, let me clarify. I'm not against talking about religion.
Besides, it's nearly impossible to discuss sin in this context without also discussing religion, at least to some degree, right?
I am open to discussing ANYTHING with anyone at anytime.
What I'm *not* interested in is being subjected to proselytism.
And I'll try not to do it to my readers either.
Clearer now?

5) MAPS!
Yesterday, Professor Fate sent me a link with maps of the spatial distribution of the 7 Deadly Sins within the continental US, from research recently conducted by Kansas State University.
Even though I see some probs with the "criteria" that the geographers used to calculate their findings, I'll still be adding one of these maps to each post. THANKS, Prof! =D

If you don't have any interest in exploring the 7 Deadly Sins with me or how they have shaped our society or how each Sin relates to you, then just skip these posts when they appear. I, however, am fascinated by the "temptations" we face as a species, and given my interest in human behavior, I'm surprised I haven't researched these (and their counterparts - The 7 Virtues) in more depth before, but once I watched the first episode on the History Channel, I wasn't surprised to learn of their origin. Granted, I didn't find it less interesting. Maybe my readers will, too. *shrug*

History of the 7 Deadly Sins
The Seven Deadly Sins are not listed in the Bible, yet are widely accepted & considered as Christian doctrine... and here's why:
In 375AD, an Egyptian Christian monk by the name of Evagrius Ponticus wrote down a list of 8 "evil thoughts". The reasons he may have done this are now conjecture. It's said he wrote them as a reference for other monks. But, perhaps he was just trying to exorcise his demons by identifying his OWN temptations???
At any rate, he listed them as Gluttony, Fornication, Avarice, Sorrow, Discouragement, Anger, Vainglory, and Pride.
200 years passed. The Roman empire crumbled. The Dark Ages began.
Many open-minded views (mainly those of "Lust") are stamped out and replaced with the Church.
So then, in 590AD, Pope Gregory the Great revisited Ponticus' list of Evil Thoughts and took it upon himself to make some adjustments, with SEVEN being the final number, since 7 is a holy number.
He changed Fornication to Lust, Avarice to Greed, Anger to Wrath, and joined Sorrow & Discouragement together to form Sloth.
He then dropped Vainglory from the list since it's so closely defined as Pride and in its place, inserted Envy.
The Pope called his list the "Seven Deadly Sins" which will deliver a soul into eternal damnation, and it is "the" list of capital vices we know today. Soon to follow was the Church's creation (borrowed from a poet) of the "Seven Heavenly Virtues", to reverse-mirror the 7 Deadly Sins and provide a map to ensure righteousness and salvation.
For 1000 years, Sins became demonized by the Church, complete with a Demon associated WITH each sin, whose only mission is to tempt humankind into committing that sin. During the Middle Ages, many reference books were written about these Demons, as well as ways to exorcise them.
In 1213AD, the Church added "confession" as a means for the people to describe their sins to a priest and to receive corresponding punishment for atonement. "So, what should we confess?", the people wondered. "Why, you should reflect on the Seven Deadly Sins, of course.", the Church responded.
Around 1320, Dante wrote "The Divine Comedy", providing a view of the Christian afterlife - Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory.
In "Inferno", Dante is lost in the woods and is soon met by Virgil, who guides him through the gates of Hell and walks him through the nine levels, where sinners are condemned for eternity in relation to the offensiveness and severity of their sins.
Dante's depiction of Hell soon becomes adopted by the Christians.
In 1517AD, the Church split. The Catholics went their way, and for 150 years, the Protestants went their way, leaving confession behind, but keeping their interest in the 7 Deadly Sins (particularly Lust).
Then the Puritans sought religious freedom in the New World - a place to create a Colony where sin would not survive nor be tolerated.
And now, nearly 500 years later, here we are. Sin survived. Every single one of them. And possibly even more "deadly" ones than the Pope thought to include in his little list.

Me and the 7 Deadly Sins
In the nearly-4 year history of my blog, this is the very first time I am posting anything about religion, but -- I was raised Christian.
Southern Baptist, to be exact.
And for a time, I was very active in the church. VERY.
Then something happened... I'm not sure what, exactly.
Maybe I just grew up.
I questioned everything I had been taught, every Divine thing I read, and everything I was TOLD to believe as gospel.
Soon, I began to see the Relativity of so many things...
...and I started forming my own Truths, that were relative to ME.
I still do those things, to this day.

So, in the coming posts, as each new Sin is introduced, I will question the validity of its purpose from Demons to damn us to Hell, as claimed by the Church ... and contemplate the opposing possibility of its presence as merely a component of our biology.
Sure, there may be something to be said for moderation (and maybe that's where Church doctrine fits in) but...
Are we actually condemning ourselves for our own human nature?

In the end, CAN religion and science co-exist???

As far as my level of guilt for committing these sins, I took a lil quiz:

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Low
Wrath:	High
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	High
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	Medium

Take the Seven Deadly Sins quiz
Hmmmmm.... I'm not so sure how accurate those results are, but soon I'll dig deeper with each Sin, separately.
Starting from the "lowest" to the "highest".
And in the end, maybe the damnation of my very soul will dwarf. lol

7 Deady Sins artwork by Reb Capper

The lil pop-up box below is now open for thoughts, by anyone who wants to share them. It will be a few days before I can respond, since I enter Camo Mode tomorrow.

Postscript Sidenote: No, I haven't forgotten about other "series" that are incomplete, like the deaf "Letters from the Hearth" to hubby.
What can I say? I'm easily distracted, lol, but I'll go back to those (and continue with these) when the mood strikes.

Tagged 8's

Don't smirk, I know it's 2 memes posted back-to-back, but this past week I was DOUBLE-TAGGED. No, not double-PEGGED, LOL, but tagged twice for this 8's Meme, by Southern Sage AND by Nyxmyst. I guess this thing is really making the rounds, ain't it? ;)
So, here are my 8's ... AND a *bonus* answer for each, cuz I can. lol ;P

8 things I'm looking forward to:
1. Getting a new laptop!
2. Finishing the mega house-declutter project.
3. Monday after my Rummage Sale weekend in May.
4. Finishing all of my eBay listings. (Starting some might help, lol)
5. Seeing workout results & being toned. Again.
6. Sleeping solo in my bed for a week without hubby's snoring.
7. Possible surprise visit by someone special in June. (?)
8. Labor Day weekend w/"Cool Bitch" and other RL friends.
*BONUS*: Rec'ing an email from Mr. Crush. (fingers crossed)

8 things I did yesterday:
1. Made some folks smile & laugh (yay)... at work (bleh)
2. Ran some errands & paid some bills
3. Burned my ass, laying naked in a tanning bed
4. Worked up a sweat with aerobics & isometrics workout
5. Took a hot bubble bath - complete w/candles, incense, a cocktail, and a vampire novel
6. Surfed my fave Art sites
7. Came 7 times (or was it 8? lol)
8. Responded to some emails & IMed with a friend
*BONUS*: Daydreamed. Once, about staging & photographing a firemen's calendar... and once, about *being* the photographed. LOL

8 things I wish I could do:
1. Quit my early-morning job. In fact, not have to work at all. LOL
2. Move somewhere tropical & start all over.
3. Have a harem.... and be the fave in another's.
4. Go back to 21 knowing what I know now.
5. Win A LOT of money, so I could ...
6. Travel the world & go anywhere I want at anytime I want,
7. Secure my financial future & buy anything I want,
8. Provide financial security for my Mom... in. her. OWN. place.
*BONUS*: Be 27, forever.

8 TV shows I watch:
1. Documentaries on the History & Military Channels, Discovery, etc.
2. Lost
3. Lie To Me
4. True Blood
5. Dexter
6. The Office
7. Burn Notice
8. Kings (damn, watching Ian McShane makes me miss Deadwood!)
*BONUS*: I was also a big follower of "Heroes", but lately it's just gotten silly & I'm losing interest.

I'm not really sure which folks have already done this meme, who hasn't, or if these 8 even LIKE to post memes, but ...
8 People I tag to post this on their blogs:
1. Amorous Rocker
2. Cocotte
3. Cute but Evil
4. enlightened~less
5. Fireblossom
6. Professor Fate
7. Sailor
8. Silent Male
As with other tags, y'all don't *have* to do it if you reeeeeeeally don't want to. The blogpolice won't cuff ya or anything. ;)
*BONUS*: Anyone not listed above who also wants to play, you can share your answers in my lil pop-up box. =)

WW #52

1.) What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase?
Nothing, really... I'll buy whatever I might need when I need it.
That wasn't always the case, but then I grew up.
But, I'll concede that while shopping in grocery or drug stores, I don't usually buy "personal items" without also adding something else to the basket. So maybe my self-consciousness about *some* things hasn't completely disappeared afterall. *shrug*

2.) What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most?
HA! It's usually *always* the same, no matter how hard I try to mix it up, so answering this one is EASY.
Starts out with foreplay facing one another on our sides, may move to some other things while on our backs or sides, either facing or spooning ... usually goes to me performing some oral on him and then 98 out of 100 times, ends with me on top. So, "me on top" is my answer.
(Don't even ask me how long it'd take to reach 100 times! LOL)

3.) Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off?
Depends on my mood and how lazy I'm feeling or how tired I am.
But if I take them off with the laces still tied, I'll untie them when I put the shoes back on and then re-tie the laces.
Otherwise, it's a bitch to put them back on. lol
I will also add that the pairs of shoes I wear most often are not equipped with laces, so this Q only occasionally applies.

4.) What is the last thing you broke by accident?
Most recent~ A white plastic clotheshanger.
(Yes, I'm *still* decluttering my closet.)
2nd most recent~ My "purple warrior" vibrator.
(true boo-boo lip when I had to throw him away, wah. lol)

5.) If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why?
A back molar (wisdom teeth already gone). I could still eat fine and they're not visible... plus, the laughing gas would be fun. lol

6.) How do you feel about anal sex?
In general or personally? In general, to each his/her own.
If you like it, do it. If you don't like it, don't do it.
Personally, I like it. A lot.

7.) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why?
Right this very second, I'd like the ability to solve ONE particular problem quickly and easily. Take a wild guess on what that might be?
But overall, I'd prefer the ability to know when a person tells a lie... Althooooough, I'm actually pretty good at detecting that already.
Even in text, once I know ya.
*eyebrow*

Regulars: Wanna play by sharing your answers in my lil pop-up box?

Eye of the Beholder

"OMG! Maaaan, check it out!", Joe whispers to Steven as a heavily made-up, very boxom, verrry tight-jeaned blonde walks by our table. Everyone at the table hears him, glances her way, makes varying faces & giggles. Topic of the eve then ensues...
"Ewww! You're into THAT?", Tina asks, increduously.
"Yep. I'm the blonde hair, 'tits & ass' man & THAT is definitely IT.", Joe answers.
Steven replies, "Oh, dude, not me. I'm all about the red-heads with freckles and LEGS. And the longer the legs, the better."
I jump into the debate, "Joe - Please tell me you're not one of those guys that goes ape-shit for the fake boobs like that blonde's got. And look at alllllll of that make-up! Shoo, just damn!"
Katy chimes in, "Yeahhhhhh, what's up with that? Hello...they're FAKE, and so is she!"
Spence joins the discussion, "What IS it with you women being so self-conscious about your boobs?"
I playfully smack Spence up side the head & smugly respond, "I'm not self-conscious & it has nothing to do with ME; I was just asking a question, ASS. I like MY boobs just fine, thank-ya-very-much."
Spence turns all flirty, "Yeah, your boobs ARE just fine, thank-ya-very-much. Let's see 'em... Hey, I'll throw beads!" .......

Such was the beginning of a recent tipsy conversation with some friends in a bar (all names changed to protect the innocent. lol).
We continue to debate the physical attributes of the sexes and which particular features we find hottest & the most attractive to each of us, individually, until we have all built our very own personal ficticious physical "dream person", as we called it......
It was quite interesting to learn this new info from some of my friends. New insight.

This reminds me of a lil something I received a good while back in an email from a fellow blogger (identity withheld):
"Your avatar pic! I have to say that you have the sexiest eyes that I've seen in a long time. Is the rest of you equally hot? ;)"
Part of my response: "Maybe. Maybe not. Hot is subjective."

The point of all of this? To pose a Q to my readers:
What does your Dream Person *physically* look like?
What do YOU think is hot?

Guys - Are you a 'tits & ass' man or a 'legs man' or a 'breast man' or a combo or none of the above? One particular hair color *do* it for you? And if you're gay & not into women, then let's hear about your dreamboat. The same goes for you, ladies - What *does* it for you? Are you as obsessed about penis size or amount of head-hair as men seem to think we are? And if you float a diff way or BOTH ways, lol, what do you find attractive in other women?

I know personality, intelligence, humor, and sex appeal are BIG factors in determining attraction, but I'm not talking about those.
Describe the physical attributes of your Dream Person(s) to me.
Be as specific as you like, from head allllllll the way down to toe.
For real. No bullshitting.
It may seem shallow, but c'mon... we ALL have physical likes/dislikes.
Beauty truly IS in the eye of the beholder & hot IS subjective.
I'm just curious. . . What trips your trigger? ;)

ps~ If there's an interest in knowing the male & female physical "types" that catch MY eye, I might do a separate post to build my Dream People, superficial as that may be. lol
pps~ I'm sitting on pins & needles right now regarding a wayward card for Mr. Crush (he was first mentioned here). Possible details to follow soon. Yeah yeah, I know, I'm married, but .... he's definitely my "type", lol. And even married people LOOK. Some do more than that.
ppps~ Spaz Attacks happening today & tomorrow. Even if you haven't commented in the past 2 weeks, you might be on my list to hit.
Thanks for your patience.

I'm a Zombie Peep!

The ever-poetic & inspirational Fireblossom recently awarded me with a scrumptuous lil chicken nugget & I feel so honored to receive this from such a wordslinger! Thanks Shay! =)

The rules:
The blogger who receives this award believes in the tao of the zombie chicken - excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all…

I'm not really sure what the wrath of a flock of zombie chickens would entail, lol, but I wanna find out, lol, so I only nominate 4:
Cléa, Rex Venom, The man with no name, & Winters.
Do with your award what you will.
Now bring on the raving zombie chickens! *bok, bok* ;)

~*Peep*~ HNE

~ FOR !!! ~
Yeah yeah, I know -- I haven't played HNT since Xmas.
I missed all of January.
I missed Valentine's.
I missed St. Patty's.
But, even though I'm heading out the door for work right now, swamped with finishing taxes this evening and flying north tomorrow, deep into yankee territory to visit my b/f/f "Cool Bitch" for a few days and attend her daughter's birthday extravaganza ...
I'm not missing Easter HNT!
I'll try to hop in on a few if I can this afternoon, while taking breaks from TAX HELL, but I'll be back here next Wed., so I'll catch up with everybody proper then.
Who knows what a Spaz Attack is? Who's ready for one? lol

In the meantime . . .
For those of you who only come around here to catch a PEEP SHOW ~
Here ya go. LOL!






Happy Half-Nekkid Easter y'all!
Anybody find the blurry white rabbit with the hidden Easter egg? ;)
(Noooooo.... not the one in the white coat, lol)
*HINT* ~ ALLLL of the pix are clickable!

Visit Osbasso to learn all you need to know about life from the Easter Bunny and to hop down rabbit holes for Easter HNT-eggs! =)